Thursday, November 7, 2024

Stuart Little No More

We have had another co-worker in our office for a little over a week.
Stuart Little.
Stuart has been taunting us every day.
Stu runs along desks, counter tops, behind filing cabinets...
Did you know that mice can climb sheer walls?
Crazy, right!?

We had a pest control mister come in last week.
He set 20 traps all over the office.
Stuart basically thought that was a cute idea...
He ate all of the peanut butter but did not get killed by the very boujie traps.

Mr. Watkins decided it was time to take matters into his own hands.
He and Beyta went and bought a bunch of the old fashioned traps.
They put Reeses peanut butter cups on them.

I got a call at 6:30 this morning:
"I need peanut butter. Bring peanut butter."

Then I got this.


I will be reading the eulogy.
Also, it appears there are more Stuarts.
The guys have now built a bucket of death and it's like the Pinewood Derby of mouse death around here.

 

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