Need Caffeine Stat

I live in Utah.

I don't need to be reminded of that.

I know that, People.

It snows in Utah.

I don't need to be reminded of that.

I know that, People.

I am not a fan of snow, People.

I literally despise driving in the snow.

It's been snowing a lot in Utah over the last couple of weeks.

I am also not a fan of being yelled at and literally verbally abused by residents when it snows.

It's been snowing a lot in Utah over the last couple of weeks, therefore people feel it necessary to call and scream at us about plow drivers.

I need caffeine.

A lot of caffeine.